The Menace

✨The Menace

Double-check that criminal history babe. The real villain is wearing a mask.
🔥Light if your Dennis the Menace turned out to be the damn menace.

🍊 Sweet mandarin on the surface, shady villain underneath. Light this up and watch the mask slip faster than his alibi.

🌿 Fragrance Profile – Mandarin Orange Twist

• Top Notes: Zesty mandarin orange, bergamot – bright, juicy, and disarming.
• Middle Notes: Neroli, orange blossom – sweet, seductive, and deceptive.
• Base Notes: Musk, amber, sandalwood – smooth, smoky, and just a little dangerous.

⚠️ Candle Care & Notes

• Size: 10 oz hand-poured badassery.
• Fragrance: Phthalate-free, natural fragrance oils. Some blends throw in essential oils for extra magic.
• Imperfectly Perfect: Like your healing journey, nothing here is flawless. Labels might be slightly crooked, wicks off-center, and wax pours a little messy — each candle is one-of-a-kind, just like you.
• Burn Instructions:
  
• Trim wick to 1/4” before lighting.
• Burn 2–4 hours at a time for a full, even melt.
• Keep away from drafts, kids, and pets.
• Safety: Never leave a candle unattended. Place on a heat-safe surface. Extinguish before moving.

✨ Vibe: Light it up, exhale, and let imperfection do its thing — just like you.

🎁📦Shipping & Returns

• Processing & Shipping: Orders ship in 1–3 business days because I know waiting sucks.

• No Returns: Candles are final sale (because once you light it, I can’t un-burn it).

• Not Feeling It? If you absolutely hate it, email me pictures and I’ll send return instructions. Returns must be in unused, original packaging, and shipping costs are on the customer.

✨ Vibe: I aim to please — but this isn’t Amazon Prime, babe.