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🚩Label: Love, Loss & Lighter fluid 

Divorce never smelled so good.Ā 

šŸ”„ Light when the ink dries…

Divorce never smelled so good. šŸ’”šŸ”„ Meet Love, Loss & Lighter Fluid — the candle that celebrates fresh starts, clean slates, and the sweet relief of signing those papers. Infused with cocoa cashmere, it’s equal parts sassy and soothing—just like you when the ink dries.

Light it up to burn away old baggage, toast to your freedom, and let every flicker remind you that endings can be just as beautiful (and way hotter) than beginnings.

🌿Scent Notes:

Rich, cozy, and unapologetically indulgent—just like your rebound energy. Cocoa Cashmere is the scent of moving on in style, sipping something strong, and letting the past melt away. Light it, inhale confidence, exhale the nonsense, and remember: you’re smooth, strong, and untouchable.

Top Notes:

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  • Coconut
  • Amber

Middle Notes:

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  • Jasmine
  • Cocoa Butter

Base Notes:

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  • Cedar-wood
  • Musk

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āš ļø Candle Care & Notes

  • Ā Size: 10 oz hand-poured badassery.
  • Fragrance: Phthalate-free, natural fragrance oils. Some blends throw in essential oils for extra magic.
  • Imperfectly Perfect: Like your healing journey, nothing here is flawless. Labels might be slightly crooked, wicks off-center, and wax pours a little messy — each candle is one-of-a-kind, just like you.
  • Burn Instructions:
    • Trim wick to 1/4ā€ before lighting.
    • Burn 2–4 hours at a time for a full, even melt.
    • Keep away from drafts, kids, and pets.
  • Safety: Never leave a candle unattended. Place on a heat-safe surface. Extinguish before moving.

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✨ Vibe: Light it up, exhale, and let imperfection do its thing — just like you.

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šŸŽšŸ“¦Shipping & Returns

• Processing & Shipping: Orders ship in 1–3 business days because I know waiting sucks.

• No Returns: Candles are final sale (because once you light it, I can’t un-burn it).

• Not Feeling It? If you absolutely hate it, email me pictures and I’ll send return instructions. Returns must be in unused, original packaging, and shipping costs are on the customer.

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✨ Vibe: I aim to please — but this isn’t Amazon Prime, babe.

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