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Love Bomb Detox 💣
Love Bomb Detox 💣
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💣 Love Bomb Detox. A reminder that sweet, does not mean safety.
🔥 Hand poured with the tears of red flags. 🚩
Sweet enough to lure you in, sharp enough to remind you why you ran. This candle is your reminder that a “sorry” doesn’t mean safe and love bombs always come with shrapnel. Hand-poured with the tears of red flags, it burns cleaner than his recycled apologies.
🌿Woody Oriental
- Woody: Oakmoss brings that earthy, green, slightly forest-floor vibe — grounding, natural, and sophisticated.
- Oriental: Amber adds warmth, resinous sweetness, and a cozy, lingering depth.
- Accents: Top notes like bergamot, bitter orange, or citrus can brighten it slightly, making the opening sweet or flirty before it settles into the earthy warmth.
✨ Sophisticated, sultry, and a little dark — sweet at first whiff, but ultimately grounding and empowering. Perfect for a “detox from toxic love” candle.
⚠️ Candle Care & Notes
- Size: 10 oz hand-poured badassery.
- Fragrance: Phthalate-free, natural fragrance oils. Some blends throw in essential oils for extra magic.
- Imperfectly Perfect: Like your healing journey, nothing here is flawless. Labels might be slightly crooked, wicks off-center, and wax pours a little messy — each candle is one-of-a-kind, just like you.
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Burn Instructions:
- Trim wick to 1/4” before lighting.
- Burn 2–4 hours at a time for a full, even melt.
- Keep away from drafts, kids, and pets.
- Safety: Never leave a candle unattended. Place on a heat-safe surface. Extinguish before moving.
✨ Vibe: Light it up, exhale, and let imperfection do its thing — just like you.
🎁📦Shipping & Returns
• Processing & Shipping: Orders ship in 1–3 business days because I know waiting sucks.
• No Returns: Candles are final sale (because once you light it, I can’t un-burn it).
• Not Feeling It? If you absolutely hate it, email me pictures and I’ll send return instructions. Returns must be in unused, original packaging, and shipping costs are on the customer.
✨ Vibe: I aim to please — but this isn’t Amazon Prime, babe.







