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Love Bomb Detox 💣

Love Bomb Detox 💣

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💣 Love Bomb Detox. A reminder that sweet, does not mean safety.

🔥 Hand poured with the tears of red flags. 🚩 

Sweet enough to lure you in, sharp enough to remind you why you ran. This candle is your reminder that a “sorry” doesn’t mean safe and love bombs always come with shrapnel. Hand-poured with the tears of red flags, it burns cleaner than his recycled apologies.

 

 🌿Woody Oriental

  •  Woody: Oakmoss brings that earthy, green, slightly forest-floor vibe — grounding, natural, and sophisticated.
  • Oriental: Amber adds warmth, resinous sweetness, and a cozy, lingering depth.
  • Accents: Top notes like bergamot, bitter orange, or citrus can brighten it slightly, making the opening sweet or flirty before it settles into the earthy warmth.

 ✨ Sophisticated, sultry, and a little dark — sweet at first whiff, but ultimately grounding and empowering. Perfect for a “detox from toxic love” candle.


 ⚠️ Candle Care & Notes

 

  • Size: 10 oz hand-poured badassery.
  • Fragrance: Phthalate-free, natural fragrance oils. Some blends throw in essential oils for extra magic.
  • Imperfectly Perfect: Like your healing journey, nothing here is flawless. Labels might be slightly crooked, wicks off-center, and wax pours a little messy — each candle is one-of-a-kind, just like you.
  • Burn Instructions:
    • Trim wick to 1/4” before lighting.
    • Burn 2–4 hours at a time for a full, even melt.
    • Keep away from drafts, kids, and pets.
  • Safety: Never leave a candle unattended. Place on a heat-safe surface. Extinguish before moving.

 

✨ Vibe: Light it up, exhale, and let imperfection do its thing — just like you.

 

🎁📦Shipping & Returns

Processing & Shipping: Orders ship in 1–3 business days because I know waiting sucks.

No Returns: Candles are final sale (because once you light it, I can’t un-burn it).

Not Feeling It? If you absolutely hate it, email me pictures and I’ll send return instructions. Returns must be in unused, original packaging, and shipping costs are on the customer.

Vibe: I aim to please — but this isn’t Amazon Prime, babe.

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