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FCK NARCISSISM BURN THERAPY

From Love Bomb to Time Bomb

From Love Bomb to Time Bomb

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💣 Love Bomb to Time Bomb

🔥From honeymoon to detonation.

The candle that smells like the honeymoon to detonation.  One minute it’s roses and sweet promises, the next it’s chaos and smoke. Light this 10 oz candle when you’re done mistaking fireworks for red flags, and let the burn remind you that real love doesn’t come with a ticking clock.

 

🌸 Scent Profile: 

  • Top Notes (the rush / the “love bomb”): Cherry blossom, juicy peach, citrus splash – bright, sweet, and almost addictive.
  • Middle Notes (the illusion / the romance): Red apple, lilac, jasmine – soft, floral, romantic.
  • Base Notes (the crash / the time bomb): White woods, musk, and a whisper of tamarind – grounding but with a sharp edge, hinting that the sweetness won’t last.

 

⚠️ Candle Care & Notes

 

  • Size: 10 oz hand-poured badassery.
  • Fragrance: Phthalate-free, natural fragrance oils. Some blends throw in essential oils for extra magic.
  • Imperfectly Perfect: Like your healing journey, nothing here is flawless. Labels might be slightly crooked, wicks off-center, and wax pours a little messy — each candle is one-of-a-kind, just like you.
  • Burn Instructions:
    • Trim wick to 1/4” before lighting.
    • Burn 2–4 hours at a time for a full, even melt.
    • Keep away from drafts, kids, and pets.
  • Safety: Never leave a candle unattended. Place on a heat-safe surface. Extinguish before moving.

 

✨ Vibe: Light it up, exhale, and let imperfection do its thing — just like you.


 

🎁📦Shipping & Returns

• Processing & Shipping: Orders ship in 1–3 business days because I know waiting sucks.

• No Returns: Candles are final sale (because once you light it, I can’t un-burn it).

• Not Feeling It? If you absolutely hate it, email me pictures and I’ll send return instructions. Returns must be in unused, original packaging, and shipping costs are on the customer.

 

✨ Vibe: I aim to please — but this isn’t Amazon Prime, babe.

 

 

 

 

 

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